RaptorJesus's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Drill Baby Drill]

made me LOL

This game is spot on after seeing her last night on Faux News this flash game is like a perfect rendering of what I was thinking. Here she was on Fox News spewing bullshit about a problem she has ZERO expertise in. Thank you for making this.

[Drug Overdose]

i won... well

sorta... I guess lol I almost gave up when things were relatively normal... then I noticed little by little things began to pick up and before I knew it I could hardly find the drugs LOL. This game is awesome, I was on edge wondering how all the madness would end! Then finally faded to black and my guy OD'd, well done.

farfenwaffle responds:

Thanks! I should have had a gateway frug to make the beginning jump start.

[Pyroscape]

awesome

This is the first ng submission that involved live-action video I've every given a positive review to. This is a great example of how to effectively use it as mixed media in a flash. My first impression was "oh no, it's one of those guys that thinks this is youtube" and then I was pleasantly surprised by this awesome game. Will be checking back for what's next! Good work

Fro responds:

I'll be nice because you gave a positive review, but don't you ever be retarded enough to think that video doesn't belong on this site.

This is the first site where Numa Numa was submitted and off the top of my head I could easily name 50 or so videos that are even in collections and are very successful here.

But like I said you've only been here since 07 and it's possible that you haven't looked at enough parts of the site to realize things like this. That's why 04 users like me are here to tell you. ;)

Now that you are informed try to stay away from those youtube comments! They will almost always get deleted and they break the rules. :)

[Stocking Hunter]

some instructions would be nice

And some music as others have noticed. It certainly is challenging!

[Zombie Survival Quiz 2]

Didn't do so good

nice quiz, it was a little long. i actually got up and took a break at like q 30. got a C on physical and F on mental, guess i should dig out the ol' Zombie Survival Guide

[Calculate Genius]

was confused

Who's this game for? The Rain Man?

And why do I get points for random answers I know are wrong? Shouldn't you get nothing if it's wrong?

[Virtual Classical Guitar]

very cool

A recording feature would make this even more cool. I sat a long time messing with this and trying tabs.

Hayaser responds:

Hey thanks a lot for the review, ya would be sweet to have it record, got to look in to that

[Windows Doors]

great representation of windows

What a great representation of how shitty Windows is! I can hardly call it on Operating System because one of the main functions of it is to actually "Operate".

This is the best thing I've seen since Windows RG.

Windows flat out blows.

Archawn responds:

Hello Mr. Obvious

[Dead Frontier: Outbreak]

what a cool game

Took me several tries in some places but managed to save the wife and myself. Can't wait for part 2!

[Michael Jackson Puzzle]

Plenty room for improvment

If you can figure out how to make peices that go together "snap" together it would be a gigantic improvement.

Also the music was unrecognizable to me but relaxing. But since this is a MJ themed puzzle game I actually expected Michael Jackson music, or even some of Newgrounds own artist's covers of MJ's masterpieces.

Other than that good work and good luck.